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Ace-two kicker in the
small blind, always
fold

Man, those $^&% burritos at Del Taco
didn't sit well with me

You're darn right they didn't...

Okay, so this albino midget wrestler goes into a bar...

Hi, Pat.  No, I'm Pat. Who's Pat?  No, wait that's my name...

Here's my hotel key card. Keep it on the down-low, fache....

Wasted, broke and stupid is no way to go through life, Troy.

Okay, sing after me-- "Ebony and Ivory..."

We're getting paid how much an hour...?

So, so, sorry-- Mr. Happy just wanted to come out and play...

Synchronized bench warming

Will you zip my fly for me too?

Not in front of the-- ooo, right there... ...yeah

Rock, paper, scissors...

I hear there's a sale at Nordstroms...

Make sure you save me half your cheeseburger tonight...

Right leg orange....

15th row, section J, seat 9.  Smokin' hot...

Here's the church, here's the steeple...Open the door...

Trust me, I'm higher than I look.

9th caller wins free Rush tickets...

Now if I can just figure out how to make this thing stop.

Troy gave me this gongi gum and it takes like #%^^%!

Now that's a game face!

This high socks look is the bomb!

Okay, draw...

Yoga beach is that-a-way!